S: I love silly bandz!
N: I'm sorry, I don't follow social and economic trends.
S: I just like the colors.
Math Teacher: We have a point, what do we do with it?
Math Teacher: We plot it. Now we have plot it, where do we put it?
Math Teacher: In the second quadrant. Now how long is the bottom?
Student: Long enough!
M: Oh- come on! This makes me want bad things to happen to large groups of people.
K: Oh yeah, I hate people as an entity.
J: Rat, wedding, bow . . . John's getting married!
E: To Molly?
J: That's what some people think.
E: To Sherlock?
J: That's what people hope.
J: I had a strange dream that I was throwing potatoes at Irish people.
A: Well, they like them.
J: Yeah . . . and I was like "Make some bread!" "Make some vodka with it!"
Professor: What probably happened to her?
S: Dead. Buried. Six feet under. Not even. Shallow grave.