I'm a writer of sorts who is interested in the way people actually talk. I keep these things called dialogue books where I take down interesting, funny or honest things people say. I'll put my favorites here. The opinions expressed here are not my own but of the people who spoke them.
Sometimes people say stuff and I write it down.
How attractive I feel definitely has a correlation to how good my hair and my boobs look.
Reblogging because I’m a narcissist.
S: I love silly bandz!
N: I'm sorry, I don't follow social and economic trends.
S: I just like the colors.
Math Teacher: We have a point, what do we do with it?
Student: Nothing!
Math Teacher: We plot it. Now we have plot it, where do we put it?
Student: Somewhere!
Math Teacher: In the second quadrant. Now how long is the bottom?
Student: Long enough!
M: Oh- come on! This makes me want bad things to happen to large groups of people.
K: Oh yeah, I hate people as an entity.
J: Rat, wedding, bow . . . John's getting married!
E: To Molly?
J: That's what some people think.
E: To Sherlock?
J: That's what people hope.
J: I had a strange dream that I was throwing potatoes at Irish people.
A: Well, they like them.
J: Yeah . . . and I was like "Make some bread!" "Make some vodka with it!"
